Music Keeps My Heart Beating

warandpeas:

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

Eleven: I have "Edge."
Hopper: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

ruinedchildhood:

drankinwatahmelin:

eatersbeneaththetree:

heyimshelly:

datboigavin:

he’s on his way to greatness!

Look at the internet’s son engaging in real world activities 😢

My boy going to the league!

we’re doing a great job raising him tbh

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Originally posted by itsaswiftwonderland

All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don't go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you're sleeping!
Me: *on my phone until I literally can't keep my eyes open*
Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend

blackmoonbabe:

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

(Source: a-titty-ninja)

<p> <b>Mike:</b> Did you eat your breakfast?<p/><b>Dustin:</b> That's not on the checklist.<p/><b>Mike:</b> No, I added it because I care about you.<p/></p>

bussykween:

Them: are you a top or a bottom?

My vers ass:

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cherryseltzer:

ehlersdanlos:

shiftythrifting:

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

my pussy pops reverely?

(Source: shiftythrifting)

joey-wheeler-official:

dustinberrycool:

hoplite-operator:

paradynamic:

dprflagemoji:

anarcho-individualist:

lucidnee:

sexthongsandbuddah:

samuraichampu:

lucidnee:

envymyblackness:

skyakafreckles:

lucidnee:

doctor-space-hoe:

lucidnee:

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

sapiophobic:

metaflesh:

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

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